Pardon me, are these doughnuts fresh?

Always the best solution of what to do with a bunch of cars.

An effort was made.

Too many doors.

I’m going to get my Acts. If you’re still here when I get back I’ll chop off you Psalms. Got that, John?

These are new Revelations to me.

A Genesis can be had at half the budget.

Yo the AC vent knobs look like some Oreos

It lost 7hp? Gonna need some stickers.

Take the worst handling vehicle on the road and shove 707 hp into it.

Yes, this wrap should be offered on a special trim level.

Edibles?

It’s pretty quick compared to basically anything 20+ years ago.

Easily CP. It might be worth 12k if ti were stock and in immaculate condition.

Sauteed in a nice sweet ale.

Because he’s an idiot in a truck with bald tires.

Body panels look like the surface of the moon.

After ever 3 months or 3 accidents whichever comes first.

Does this count as 2 wheels?

People that have never seen a snowmobile.