calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
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The sweet silence embrace of death sleep.

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

While this is undoubtedly the coolest 1996 Olds Cutlass Supreme I’m going to just vote no.

Yeah, but she loves the car as it is and is worried that the change will make it worse then she won’t want it.

Yeah, up here in Maine we don’t even know what an emission test is.

The irony it cuts so deep.

I’ve got a co-worker trying to figure out what to do with her wagon. She loves it and isn’t sure what she’d replace it with if she sold it back.

Say I have a 4 cylinder diesel that qualifies for this. What if I don’t want to get it fixed or sell it back and just want to continuing driving it until the wheels fall off?

I will now never hear this song without seeing this guys face in my head.

I think we can all agree that Matt Damon fighting monsters on the Great Wall of China is an absurd premise for a movie.

One of the letter carriers in our town uses a white one to deliver mail.

Goats, not just for Ferraris anymore.

This is CP to anyone not in Hawaii.

Once I calmed down I thought it was funny. I did it to him at a later date.

I’d like to meat the guy who made that.

Spoiler alert!

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These guys are highly entertaining. I love all the viewer sent in stuff.

Better yet. You could take one of those $100 bills and get a stupid tattoo on your face.

Gotta love that cordless parking brake.

It has been done to me on a dirt road.