Up until I saw this I had my dream truck.

Fuck it, make your own. You don’t need the man to make you tattle-tails.

I’m sure if they were dragging their five year old with them on the snowboards we’d hate them also.

Meh, I’ll torrent it.

I like to be the first one to bust that nut, but sometimes it is just fused together.

Also the fat AAA discounts.

I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to. It isn’t a kit car. You could roll up to a Pontiac dealer and purchase one.

I’m confused. Are we talking about the Fiero or the Ferrari? Probably both.

I can assure you that the maintenance on this is orders of magnitude less.

I was thinking more like this.

I’d bet all the money in my pockets...

Not enough hammers.

A Mercury Marauder is way, way cooler than an Edsel any day.

We all want to know ... what is in that jug?

Yeah! Now you’re talking!

Sometimes you need to hulk up. You got mad enough to pound out that pinch bolt or be able to compress that strut enough that it’ll fit in.

Also the annoying ones. You’ll thank us later.

Get AAA it’s worth it when you don’t actually repair the problem and your car leaves you stranded.

Remember kids, only break one law at a time.

They must have rolled over two other car loans.