Not enough hammers.

A Mercury Marauder is way, way cooler than an Edsel any day.

We all want to know ... what is in that jug?

Yeah! Now you’re talking!

Sometimes you need to hulk up. You got mad enough to pound out that pinch bolt or be able to compress that strut enough that it’ll fit in.

Also the annoying ones. You’ll thank us later.

Get AAA it’s worth it when you don’t actually repair the problem and your car leaves you stranded.

Remember kids, only break one law at a time.

From the lead picture I thought it was Yolandi Visser being Yolandi Visser.

They must have rolled over two other car loans.

They are emergency beacons to summon you McLaren certified rubber technician.

Those wheels are fantastic.

Yeah, British to be specific.

Only the quaife kind.

Citroen (I think) had a promotional website for one of their models when the panoramic windshield was new. There was a camera in the car that you were looking through the windshield on, and you pick various option and something would happen in front of/on the car and I believe one option was a sumo wrestler climbing…

Didn’t one of these cars have a website where you got to pick having different things rubbed on the windshield? I think one option was a sumo wrestler?

Thought this guy had a yarmulke on at first.

So then when are you going to swap Swiss cheese’s motor into the red one?

I don’t think he claims to be attractive thus his comment was not delivered via a youtube video.

The less you use the top probably the better. I imagine parts for it are not easy to come by.