calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

Aside from the doors and concepty touches you have a very bland suvish thingy.

Pro tip: you can add “bloody” to either for extra flavor.

Is it in its mother’s basement in the top picture?

Looks kinda like this:

The Yaris IA be like

Paging Orlove to the front desk. Orlove to the front desk please.

That is the most badass baby Bronco I ever saw!

I’d take that over the dark green one as well.

It’s just a little salty. It’s still good, it’s still good!

Dat purple tho!

Alright, I didn’t really have the mental stamina to read through all that and research so I’m going to assume you’re much more informed than I am.

This reminds me of the first time I drove a 3 wheeler. I was seven and my dad started it, gave me the basic course which consisted of, “This this the throttle.” and sent me on my way. I drove down our long dirt driveway fine but when I got to the end I just kept throttling it until I went across the street and mounted

This is a stupid reason to not like electric cars. Collecting materials to create battery packs is worse for the environment then whatever impact your home charger/hydrogen mill will have.

Whoa, that’s a real slow leak. This Jeep is nicer than I thought.

If you end up in New England then something has gone terribly wrong, but I’ll be able to lend a hand.

I think he was bragging that he has a nice Mustang that was not overheating.

My 2004 Taurus does not have valet mode. Should I be concerned?

Now I’m angry about that again.