calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

It really starts going nuts after ‘00

Wow, you sound like a real cool dude.

2 reasons

You said.

Just to be pedantic the entirety of the suspension (shocks, springs, tie rods etc) will wear, tires, and brake pads and rotors.

You could plasti-dip it all yourself.

No, it messed with the aero. They were down 5 seconds a lap at the end.

Most of the damage is to the superficial shell.

Why does it feel so right?

I just want a hood for purely aesthetic reasons.

Needs more lift to be a mad max car. That would make it better

Needs more hood.

How many rubber ducks can it hold?

Everything looks better with extra lights and luggage.

He really *is* like Hammond!

We all know you’re in the Indian motor industry’s pocket!

Oh so you got that reference? Well, pin a rose on your nose.

Buy a pretty shitty one and drive it to places it probably shouldn’t be. Then write articles about the trials and tribulation of doing stupid shit in a shitty car that is poorly equipped to handle what you’re trying to do with it.

I think the correct response now would be for me to say, “Yeehaw!”

That escalated quickly.