calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

Bingo. Clearly many fucks were given in the creation of this car.

That is what I consider a proper supercar. Can’t get much more crazy then a billion cubic displacements and no roof, brakes or doors.

I still like the PT cruiser handles.

[purple demon head] [fire] [wind or fart]

Just need a “Keep your hands to yourself” option

Needs more displacement.

Nope, still want.

Not the new Morbidlyobeseboy?

I’ve never wanted a 7.0L v-twin so much in my life.

90’s kids

Pulling out, the classic mistake.

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded I’m ok with this line up.

For $5.5k I’m going to file this under “probably already sold”

I’ll happily accept all of these cars. Let me know where I can pic them up.

Karen O has the sexiest voice ever.

Well good, it took awhile to write. I wanted to point out to this guy that my avatar is a Model A and prewar Fords are my jam and blah blah blah. Then I erased all that shit.

If they were saving a spot for a family member they should have told dude guy from the beginning.

I will happily accept any car as a gift that I do not have to then turn around and pay taxes on.

Amazing!