calzonegolem
CalzoneGolem
calzonegolem

The GWAR one was amazing. RIP Oderus.

You know it bub!

Guys in the truck be like, “What the Chrysler just happened?”

They rammed that Ram HARD!

Brace yourself ...

I want in. I can bring beer!

I grew up in a town close to this girl and let me tell you, this happens way more often then you’d assume, and there’s usually Allen’s coffee brandy involved.

I think you forgot how to limerick.

Oh great, I’ve already started this process on a few pieces of clothing.

Painting these would be an easy win also.

Just tell him. He’ll understand.

Yes, why haven’t you started already?

Does it feel like the 2000 F150 that I think it resembles so strongly?

Pour guy he looks horrible. It is soda pressing.

I can live peaceably with all the creepy crawlies in the sand.

I just wanted to remind everyone that spiders and scorpions can climb and there really is no place that you are safe from them.

Aww yeah I got a new wallpaper!

Index of Effluency automatic win.

It took my awhile to get into it. Stylo and Superfast Jellyfish were immediate hits but the rest of the album took some listens to get me on board. I was really disappointed with my purchase of the cd on the ride home and I just kind of left it in my car for a month.

Movie title = Superfast