Are we really still implying that dick size is responsible and it couldn't just be inattentive partners? 🤥

“she didn’t orgasm from vaginal sex until she was 38 years old.”

Goecke’s “impulsive reaction,” the company continued,

In other news: Tory Lanez being touted as top pick for the lead in the Yosemite Sam movie:

I wish I’d known that trick back when I was taking exams. “I’m going to tell you the definition of a demand function. Because it is written in my great book. It said ‘a demand function and a supply function.’ And there’s a difference between the two of them.”

I hate Pete Davidson for 2 reasons:

“the media wants to put out a perception that being overweight is the new goal” Kanye misinterprets a lot, but this is one that he’s not a lone in believing.

Sounds like Eugene had the right idea.

Trevor Noah never did it for me until the pandemic. I think it was the combination of ageing that made him slightly less baby faced, and the pandemic sending him a little over the edge. Whatever it was, it’s hot.

Vulgarity, would be this one time at band camp I stuck James Madison’s crystal flute up my pussy.  

sounds exactly like a petulant child finding out there’s a toy everyone is playing with after not knowing that toy was in the toy bin and then being a petulant child over and over again because the wrong kid in the class got to play with it.

Right? I didn’t know that flute existed, until now, and it has zero historical or cultural value

Don’t forget the rape!

The vulgarization of American history

No, owning 200 slaves is “vulgar” my dood.

Hard to think of a better explanation of what privilege is than “The things you get mad about are someone using an artifact you just found out existed three seconds ago, or that in a movie based on books a character is a different race than you expected.”  Imagine having so little to actually worry about that these…

I’m reading this as confirmation of this rumor.

I went to Glee every single day; I knew my lines every single day. And then there’s a rumor online that I can’t read or write? It’s sad. It really is.

Hahah, it’s funny because he’s a violent abusive misogynist who brutalized his ex-wife, a woman 23 years his junior, and then capped it off by suing her for millions of dollars, making his ruination of his life complete, and now a major media conglomeration, which put this garbage on basically every network on TV last…

Roger Ailes 101: there is a segment of the population that is basically high-functioning cavemen, and if you can find a way to elicit the most basic caveman emotions from them like fear or anger or horniness, they will throw their fucking wallets at you, and thank you while they do it. I would almost applaud such a…