This is the event horizon of useless tiny purses. 

Yes, tearing down my entire gender but making me the “exception” is totally going to get you in my pants.

Tiegen’s particular brand of “I’m normal!” is beyond irritating, but sooooo many people were in Squid Game costumes for Halloween this year.

Celebrities are most likely to have high-end boots that rarely, if ever, encounter actual dirt. Those are obviously the boots to lick, if that’s your thing.

But does anyone other than the hyper analytical online crowd really care about the optics? I mean, yes, I can see how it’s in bad taste, but I’m fairly certain for most people it’s just another weird theme party a celebrity is throwing.

She’s done and said some stupid things. This shouldn’t be added to that list.

Having seen all of Squid Game, I don’t get the hype. It’s fine. The ending sucked (I won’t reveal spoilers). Teigen is far from the first person to not understand that the themes of the series are meant to horrify you. One of my friends on FB is trying to find a perfect match for the #456 jacket for their kid. Like,…

Oh for fuck’s sake. Squid Game costumes DOMINATED Halloween this year, are you going to go after every single person that wore one or are you just singling out Chrissy because she’s the bête noire of the moment?

I mean, I’m not even close to being Team Teigan here, but I mean what if they just really like the show? Is it really important for them to be thinking of the political undertones of it? Maybe I’m just at the point where I think asking everyone to be smart is too much. 

Those poor fictional characters! I can’t imagine how their nonexistent hearts must be breaking over seeing this!

The people you saw in Squid Game were actors that were cosplaying as poor people. The people at Teigan’s party were cosplaying as characters in a TV show. Squid Game isn’t real. This is all pretend.

There are many things one could criticize Teigen for, but throwing a party themed around the biggest television show of the year is not one of them.

A) Even with the suggestion Stewart is a lesbian you’re forgetting bisexual women exist, but more importantly.

Ugh, all Kevin Hart had to do was apologize. Americans would have accepted it. But he’d rather double down on bigotry instead of admit he was wrong.

Also seems weird She’d skip this year when the show will be coming out soon.

I like when Golden’s get that little bit of crimped hair on their ears.  

Are you tryna tell me that SJP doesn’t have enough clout on the SATC set that she can’t get the night off for Anna Wintour?

Dude had TWELVE BOXES of the stuff. I’m guessing there was indeed a previous issue.

If the calculators wasn’t solely used to spell “BOOBIES” I am going to be supremely disappointed in this man. Much like his parents are.