I don't think Stella is afraid of the pineapple. I think it triggered a diatribe on How I Met Your Mother and its ending.

Fuck her. That was just about the rudest thing I've ever seen a non-troll say to another commenter.

The only thing that could make this video better would be if we saw a family of raccoons casually stealing all of Stella's dog food in the background.

I wish you the very best of luck.

I didn't answer because I'm hazy on the answer. I think it's all gray areas. He said he couldn't even fathom not wanting or being able to have sex but he knows he would have an emotionally harder time with it than I am having if the tables were turned but yeah, he's not a hypocrite. I don't have any desire to hurt him…

...and thanks for mansplaining most of the points of the above article, kthanxbai

The fact that he refused until the perfect situation came along that would benefit everyone and hurt no one is just further evidence that the Judgey McJudgepants people need to stop assuming that everyone is just like them.

All the people criticizing you, or suggesting that there is no way it's just going to stop when you give birth, etc., are why more people aren't open about being monogamish rather than monogamous, even though loads of people do stuff like this.

yeah, i don't want to brag (okay i do), but having a kid really brought my husband and i closer. i had some trust issues when we got married and we weren't, i guess, the happiest couple. but when we had a kid* i saw just how tough and awesome and loving he could be when the shit got ril. i feel lucky every day.

Her husband knows. It's true that there's always risks with these things. There's also risks with demanding lifelong monogamy (though I understand that mindset too).

Anyone who starred his comment should just get a divorce. Their poor spouses don't deserve to be stuck with them. Let me give you some real advice. From a man. Not some idiot woman. Jesus.

Many times on gawker media when there is an article where something crazy happens in Florida there is a particular gif posted as a reaction (see below). Hopefully this will demystify my comment. Good luck and safe travels.

Yeah I really don't get what's relateable about this. When I was eleven I wouldn't dare steal 5 bucks, let alone 10k from an elderly relative.

Definitely.
*commits grand larceny*
*gets called daring/resourceful instead of a thug*

Shouldn't the title change from 'Relatable' to 'Idiotic child steals from family..."

Imagine her surprise had she gotten as far as the southern border of Georgia only to gaze out on the vast ocean. Nearby she would see an animated rabbit resting peacefully in a hammock with a well worn saw on the ground next to him.

at least she has black friends now!

That's because this post didn't tell men anything we don't already know. I'm certain some of this is testosterone(it's a hell of a drug!), and I'm also sure that some of it comes down to how we raise children.

I have no hard evidence for this but it seems as though men are taught to be less risk averse. I know that…