In the future, Skynet's going to use CAPTCHAs to keep us out.

I thought everybody was investigated for being a communist in the 50s.

They did manage to correct for the concrete problem when they did the second Biosphere 2 experiment, but I mentioned, that one went to hell in all new and stupid ways, almost entirely the fault of the "scientists".

Ask if it's still pro-life if you're against supporting health care for the children and their families, if you're against the teachers who will educate the children, and if you're against welfare to provide food for the children and their families? Why do they want to make sure the child is born, but not make sure…

They also had problems actually being "sealed". As I recall, they had an ant problem. They had ants they brought into the biodome on purpose which were supposed to benefit the agriculture. However, a second type of ants breed local to the Arizona area got in, which wiped out the original intended type of ants. The…

changed actually to predictably

You had me at Rachel McAdams

Certainly seemed ironic when you take in the username...

hitigand jitigob! My god! It will take the NSA years to decode this! (i love it)

The four is the Universe's way of saying, "If you keep studying this, you will be alone FOURever."

I'm gonna have to agree. I would love to be able to use Jezebel articles to refute BS claims I hear from family/friends/coworkers, but often the articles are unusable for these purposes. How do I use this site in conversations with a guy like this?

I like the haircut. There have been a few unflattering pictures of it, but a lot of pictures also look good to me.

Well, yes and no. The rich conservatives are the ones that don't want to help the poor. Then they use lies and half-truths to convince the Jesus freaks. They make the <1% of abusers seem like the majority to rile the others up, so instead of seeing welfare recipients as people who need the kind of help that Jesus told…

It was weirdest on Cinderella. Bleh.

Is there such a thing as less committed Whedonites?

Discos?

Nope. Carpek is just wrong. And maybe jealous...

I don't understand Ryan Adams tweet...

disgust?