In MY day, we listened to the wireless in bejewelled robes, and thought swimming was unhygienic.....

Sometimes I wear a tuxedo t-shirt under my tuxedo, just to be sure.

I have always found department stores overwhelming. There's too much stuff and somehow none of it is what I'm looking for.

I had a job interview at a very established firm yesterday, so I was sweating it as my current firm is solidly business-casual.

BACK IN MY DAY WE WORE 3 SUIT JACKETS WHILE WATCHING TV AND WENT SWIMMING IN WEDDING DRESSES.

I'm 27, and I realize I only have two "looks":

Macys is chronically on sale or clearance, so what ever

Oh em gee funny person trying to be funny hurr durr.

I'm glad to know that Michael Kors is over because I was just wondering if I had to shell out the cash for a purse. Now I can save money and just pretend I'm ahead of the fashion curve. So what purses are the cool athleisure kids buying now?

Same! I finally started getting cheap MK stuff to look all fancy but now no one cares. :(

I'm annoyed at the Michael Kors backlash. All my best, most durable work-to-happy-hour dresses are from there. And most are super comfy too! Haters going to hate x 5

I'm waiting for the yoga pants trend to die out.

So obviously I can't be representative of everyone since people are apparently wearing lululemon for shits and giggles and I think $15 is too expensive for leggings, but for me, unless it's from the 60% off rack, Macy's is a ~splurge~. Like I bought a dress that was only like 15% off for my wedding rehearsal dinner…

Please, America, continue your journey into torpidity so that I may continue to shine bright like a diamond at 50% off.

Maybe Michael Kors isn't cool anymore, but people still go nuts for his purses, coats, watches (especially the bejeweled "rose gold" ones.)

"It was a well-kept secret that Bill fucked everything that moved."

Perhaps Ms Arquette should broaden her rather narrow world view:

yeah, like what? I can't really begin to unpack all of this but that stood out glaringly. i'm sitting here with my head tilted to the side like a damn dog. So perplexed.

So I guess there are no homophobic or racist women? All women have been fighting for the rights of gay people and people of colour? Hmmm.

It was good but the performance of night went to Glory and speech of night went to John Legend and Common. I hope you guys post that amazing Oscar speech.