Hell, I’m half way expecting them to get raises.. but most likely they will get 2 weeks off (paid).. and then go on with their lives.

“Billionaires are going bankrupt subsidizing my Uber ride and that is bad.”

This is a lot of words dedicated to a fundamentally broken statistical analysis of a non-random survey of an insignificant sample size and some anecdotal stories.

So this is an at-will gig where you pick your own hours, have no barrier to entry besides owning a car, have no interview process, and can quit whenever you want with no repercussions and you make $30/hour. What exactly are people complaining about?

God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.

With that wrist cocked at that angle he’s gonna develop some serious ligament pain over time.

He really asked for $5million in damages?

This bar is almost racist enough for Jay-Z to partner with them. 

America should recognize what the rest of the developed world has—the criminal justice system is far too imprecise to deliver a sentence of finality like death.

Well, you might say the quality of Hollywood franchises...has fallen

Shut up, tomato.

Of note: in my experience, credit card companies do not count Walmart or Target as supermarkets even though many people do their grocery shopping there.

Frankly, I’m shocked that the Knicks haven’t signed D12 at this point in his career. It would be just so Knicksian.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

There’s something you need to see, and it’s just so convenient it’s available today

Because Christianity is about maintaining the status quo, not the teachings of Christ.

I know one from college (recently married, no less!). I saw him recently and we managed to talk politics without getting into a screaming match, so I got a little insight. I think the bottom line for him is that no matter what, he is white and well-off, and those parts of his identity take precedence. Whatever…

They love their whiteness more than Jesus.

The difference is that Kap and Reid are getting paid by white people but being an owner means making money off the backs of black people. It’s not the same situation at all.

Hopefully, one day people will be able to recognize being critical of Israel as not being critical of Jewish people.