Because Fast and Furious is better. That’s right, I said it.

I've never really cared about that. So I'm just gonna use this as an excuse to post this hilarious and offensive gif:

I’d still be suspicious. What if the Russians discover a Russian-speaking minority on the other side of the station?

I would like to point out that those ladies in the picture don't have particularly attractive faces. The photog in background? He makes your point quite nicely.

But NASCAR almost always goes to the left.

Yes. Those six cylinders should be arranged in a line, front to back.

That lede image is the best use of modern internet capability I’ve seen.

I for one welcome the change to Sarcasm Day from April Fool’s Day. The slight adjustment in fog light position made me jump up and punch the wall.

Ran out of money to upgrade the engine after spending it all on the wing and fancy switches.

That straight, edgy beltline is the tits.

Maglev is pretty crazy. Using magnets to lift a train above its track and also propel it along... and since there’s nothing actually touching, it can travel at ludicrous speed.

I think there will be a trunk mounted Matthew McConnaughey with an arm that waves and a display that shows nihilistic quotes from True Detective.

Correct, no point in arguing with this guy. He doesn't understand that police force purchase decisions aren't made using the opinions of car enthusiasts.

Dr. Bober...

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While I am neither a F&F or Vin Diesel fan, do we really have to be so harsh? It's clear that his heart is very close to the film, and what's so bad about having a crazy strong opinion? We know it probably won't happen, but let the man have his opinion.

Al-peen-is