1. swap stepdad and gearhead

you know I usually don't agree with a lot of the stuff that you (Jezebel in general, not you specifically) post over here.

Manual Cayenne GTS, my ideal Dad-mobile. Fun enough cause of the manual/ engine combo. Big enough to throw a few kids and supplies in for sports or family outings 👍 (can I emoji here)

hey you should do some more jokes about Connecticut. It's getting really difficult to keep thinking of original ways to insult my state and you seem to be really good at it.

and airbags, don't forget those

Well yes I'm technically paying for the Internet that is making money off the ads that this website runs.

well of course they're paid, I never said they weren't, but I know I certainly don't do it, and since you don't either you have no sat over what they publish

do you pay the writers of jalopnik? Cause my subscription must have came free

why no gun? You'll need it soon to blow your brains out once the reality that you bought an Aztec sets in

just about every police force in the state got chargers like 6 years ago. The Taurus became more popular in the last year or so

So true, I recently got to drive my girlfriends dad's Anniversary edition for the first time.

sorry, new dads in Japan only forester sti

f50, will baby, and can do twins

looks like a ferrari 575m to me

hah my moms 2013 cr-v still doesn't even have it, meanwhile my friends 5 year old Toyota large SUV (can't be bothered with a name) does

If I'm not mistaken they also have a Camaro SS

That wobbly tach needle would drive me nuts, sounds great regardless though

is it too much to hope for a 991 GT2? I know there was some talk against it but I really can't see them not making one.

Yeahh I tried a few different solutions, I was in London for 3.5 months spanning from nfl playoffs, the Olympics, then college basketball (and I go to UConn who won this year so it was a big deal) and this one was by far the best. Even made YouTube run faster because for whatever reason, different countries don't…

I posted this somewhere else as well but