Kemp is trash, as anyone along with me in GA has known since his first primary ad with him blowing shit up and revving chainsaws. And he should be worried about all of us “The Blacks” voting in record numbers. He should be very worried about it, because that’s what’s about to happen. It doesn’t really matter who he…

You made it all the way through the article, and I thought you weren’t gonna bring it up, but you just had to. Our eternal pain. 28-3. *sigh* One day, my Falcons. One day we won’t fuck it up.

Manslaughter. Okay, I guess. With a whole heaping side of criminal negligence. Just charge her with as much shit as possible is all I’m saying.

I specifically came to the comments section to quote that. “Now”? Now?! Where the fuck you been? Australia?!

The Studio - “Sure, you can make the movie. We just have a few strings we’re gonna attach to it.”

Dolphins. More like humans than we ever, ever wanted to believe.

Hang in there, Flora. We’re fucking counting on you.

Clearly you don’t know enough about Revolvoution’s star rule to understand it right now, or comment on it.

This is your one terrible pun for the day. You’ve used it well, I must admit. But no more!

This is your one terrible pun for the day. You’ve used it well, I must admit. But no more!

Geez. Somebody’s got to stop letting this guy’s kid keep doing stuff. He’s clearly going to get his father killed eventually. Hey Junior, let’s move on to an office job. For your father’s health, please.

Ahh. I see she’s recently attended the Kanye West Institution of What The Fuckery.

I actually would have loved it if someone had thrown an entire American flag directly at her face. (not the triangle wrap, cause that could damage something. Just loose goose.) Because then she’d be forced to go on Faux News talking bout how, though the act was disrespectful, she loves the American flag so much that…

Obama left the White House in 2016. Carter left the White House in 1980. He didn’t start the Carter Center until 1982. I guess Carter also sucked for the first two years post-presidency. Or maybe, just maybe, you should give it a little more time.

Why aren’t more slapbacks happening in these situations? I mean I know it doesn’t make it right, and now you’ve stooped to the level of the wrongdoer, etc. etc. But I’m still surprised it doesn’t happen more often. One slap, two slaps. Red slap, blue slaps. I feel like they wrote a book about this.

Good look. That also just reminded me that Nelly Furtado exists, or at least she did at one point.

I’ve never even heard of this chick, but I’ll go ahead and move her firmly from “unknown” to “trash bin.”

“Dicky, a comedy-rapper, is the worst kind of hybrid act. He’s not funny enough to be a comedian, nor is he talented enough to be a rapper. But as Donald Glover’s music career can attest to, if you do two things poorly but do them both at the same time there is a sizable segment of the public that will pretend you’re…

You forgot “every day between the Patriots winning the AFC championship and the Patriots winning or just playing in the Super Bowl”.

WOOF. WOOF. WOOF.

*passes out from all the black elegance*