I saw too many vaginas in the last few minutes of Miiverse.

I’m sorry to hear you’re in a dark place. Please don’t be afraid to reach out for help if you feel you need it. There are a lot of resources alongside any friends or family who might lend an open ear.

I’m mentally in too dark a place to be reading and responding to these articles, but right now I wish upon him, tenfold the hurt and humiliation she endured.

1) Not “these days.”

So this clown is treating sexual assault like a kid would treat breaking something in their house and not telling their parents. WTF is wrong with people these days? We just keep hearing more and more stories like this and yet people don’t seem to learn anything.

Does anyone genuinely NOT believe Taylor Swift is not concerned with not getting the money of white supremacists?

What?!

“-a pro nazi newspaper ranting about the lying, very dishonest media.”

5 seconds of Google searching, found a verified safe apk. Playing right now.

If not cheating on your partner in a monogamous relationship meets your definition of sainthood you’ve set the bar pretty low.

It’s not even that, bro. What astounds me is that this fucking didgeridouche has the gall to state “I have an amazing marriage with an amazing woman” and then in the next paragraph ask, “Should I cheat on her with this chick I’ve known for 2 months?”

I don’t know how you over think “I want to be friends and do not want to date you.”

Alternatively, you could just not buy the games while respecting the intellectual property rights of games generally. A game not being worth the price is common. Piracy in response to that is not an ethical choice because you get something (the experience of playing the game) for nothing, and without the makers’…

Please, please do not show this to middle schoolers. It is definitely not safe for work/school.

Good point! That being said, with my current goals, I just felt more comfortable distancing myself from her. Again, she rebuked me even when asking to do normal things and doesn’t respond to me that often, so our friendship is already kind of flimsy. I’m not above having friends that are women and do have friends that…

Bro, I know you’re trying to better yourself, but a hint of advice that seems to be kind of lost on you:

Dear Cecilia. I see you have made a lighthearted statement on the internet. Please see below for my ten-page, point-by-point counterargument, sprinkled with ad hominems, which I have posted below and also mailed to your office in hard copy. Please advise as to when I should expect my apology.

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!

Pithy, cutting, incisive comment that completely misses that Ask Dr. Nerdlove has been an ongoing feature of Kotaku for the last few years.

The second guy thinks five partners is a concerning amount of sexual history...?? Buddy... that’s not even the least bit unreasonable.