Do the sound effects and music come with it?

What a bright idea.

Woah. Maybe I slept through too much math in high school. But 'at least 5000 people were sampled per platform' where as 275,000 people total were sampled?

I went 6 months without a cellphone at the beginning of the year. I've never felt so alive.

Anyone have a DL link to the watercolor wallpaper?

@MayorBloomberg: Have you ever seen Minority Report?

I don't know about a lot of them.

@Shift5G: Or it starts to caress you while you sleep

@benjgvps: Oh, I'm cool with that, I just don't want it to watch me sleep.

@jswilson64: Maybe open a sunglasses stand on the beach.

I wonder what they're going to do with it once it's retired.

I don't think I'll leave this guy plugged in...

@clickmyface: There is no such thing =]

Well, now he's not getting paid at all.

@CallMeJordy265: Well, this is depressing.

@Settings: 4chan doesn't help, they hinder.

@raumkrieger: Who the hell needs a 45" monitor? Does your neck hurt a lot?

I love you guys.

Why did it never reopen? The owner was like "Meh, I'm too glum to go to work today"?