It’s not a kids film unless it’s got an uninterrupted 9-minute take of a pitbull eating a dead hobo. 

No, you’re thinking of Doglores Claibone.

“Even more jarring is a segment where Bella ends up living with a homeless veteran for several months, then nearly dies of dehydration while chained to his lifeless corpse after he dies in his sleep at their campsite.”

Wut.... is this the dog version of Gerald’s Game?

Well that’s dumb. Loki’s redemption is one of the few impactful emotional moments in the whole damn series. 

He’s not even a Democrat! He’s a conservative that understands and expresses belief in a moderate amount of facts. And (nothing against you) what’s scary is that the belief and expression of facts is enough for people to believe he’s a Democrat.

God dammit, why do people keep giving Jenny McCarthy work?

Yes, an ass-grab and a shoulder-tap are definitely equivalent actions! No, your question is not blatantly disingenuous!

Dude is an Apple stan from top to toe

I think there’s an article quota that needs to be filled before year end?

Glad to see this at the top of the list. This was so very disappointing.

Become a race baiting nationalist and the crosses and garlic come out.  FIFY.  Though I can see where the two terms are mutually inclusive these days.

“Computer! Do a ‘HACK’ to Crooked Hillary!!”

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

Mamamia!

I’ve seen him probably thirty times since 1981, and the Broadway show was an emotional, throughly enthralling experience. Good thing you won’t be watching.  Nobody shouts for “Rosalita” at the end.

An acquaintance of mine had an uncle who wrote a screenplay and produced an Eastwood film (I won’t name which one). According to the family lore, he had another film deal, and Eastwood cut him out of it completely. He sued and won, but Eastwood ensured he never got any more work. Their much longer account of the…

I’m so sad! I had coffee with Ms. Locke a few years ago to discuss a project. She was so lovely. Kind, smart, a little eccentric, but really a joy to spend a morning drinking coffee (she had tea) and talking about film. She was such a talented woman, both as an actress and filmmaker. She will be missed. 

I can’t drink anymore because of GERD. My savior in situations where everyone is drinking is to tell the bartender, “Make me a mocktail, anything you like.” (Sorry for the hated word.) The results are usually yummy and no one questions that I’m not drinking. My favorite so far has been a non-alcoholic Mojito. It’s…

Especially considering I haven’t even heard of the #1 show, I’m calling BS.

Um if you’re a pianist with poor eyesight who needs to have all your scores with you throughout a day of different gigs, then yes, you might need an iPad Pro.

Um if you’re a pianist with poor eyesight who needs to have all your scores with you throughout a day of different…