Well, this is disappointing.

“Attention: I am concerned that not enough of you are aware of my opinion on the attractiveness of Ms. Beetz.  I wish to rectify this oversight post-haste: va-va-voom rrrrooooowwr (glottal clicking in back of mouth).  Thank you and goodnight, future updates as events warrant.”

Check out the pinko commie libs with their ‘unions’ and their ‘vacations’. I work 14 hours a day every day underground in a desperately unsafe environment for starvation wages, and that’s the way I likes it! MAGA!

Shooting in area where guns aren’t allowed: “See? Gun bans don’t work!”

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Nobody told me there was going to be dessert. 

Especially after he bungled BENGHAZI so badly. Lock him up.

I think I’m utterly incapable of buying John Krasinski as a combatant of any kind.

Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

I’m lazy, but not this lazy.

Clearly these are all fake, because none of them claim to tip a minimum of 25%+ every time, no matter what.

Later, after the divorce, “Melania wasn’t a very good wife. I saw her once a year, around Christmas. Terrible in bed. Not a 10.” Later, after the disowning, “Don Jr.? Never talked to him. Think I saw him once in New York, across the room at restaurant.” Later, at the check-in center in Hell, “Donald Trump? The guy was…

If only they’d provided some function that enabled you to click on some text of some form. Something that, say, linked the content to this article. I’m still working on the technology but if I get there within the next couple weeks, I’ll try and help.

You forgot to mention Neil Patrick Harris’ bizarre cameo!

Sorry, but McRaven ‘coming out’ is a HUGE deal.

i like how they show zero boardroom stuff even though thats what 3/4 the show is about.

Never forget the time Aretha Franklin performed a concert for a crowd that was way bigger than the one at Donald Trump’s Inauguration.

Your take home pay is the tips. I made 2-3x minimum wage, but I received bi-weekly paychecks for $0 dollars.

Your education failed you. Your grammar is abysmal. You are a fucking moron. 

This predictable comment comes up in every time there is an online discussion about tipping. This comment always amuses me because it wreaks of the arrogant assumption that whatever you do won’t be replaced by a machine in a similar time frame. Please. Enlighten me. What do you do that will not be replaced by a…