You forgot to mention Neil Patrick Harris’ bizarre cameo!

We know the artist

Interestingly enough, Steve Rogers also has an honorary PhD from NYU, making him “Doctor America”

...including some lovely Wakanda work and Captain Strange’s magic portals.

Sorry, but McRaven ‘coming out’ is a HUGE deal.

i like how they show zero boardroom stuff even though thats what 3/4 the show is about.

Never forget the time Aretha Franklin performed a concert for a crowd that was way bigger than the one at Donald Trump’s Inauguration.

Your take home pay is the tips. I made 2-3x minimum wage, but I received bi-weekly paychecks for $0 dollars.

Your education failed you. Your grammar is abysmal. You are a fucking moron. 

This predictable comment comes up in every time there is an online discussion about tipping. This comment always amuses me because it wreaks of the arrogant assumption that whatever you do won’t be replaced by a machine in a similar time frame. Please. Enlighten me. What do you do that will not be replaced by a…

This is what a server’s paycheck looks like (I kept it from way back in the day to remind myself). Notice that pay rate of $2.13 an hour and the net pay of $0.00? When servers say they live on tips, they mean it.

Here to accept the award for Best Actbot on Calculon’s behalf is Sasheen Littlefeather...

Again with the origin?  Everyone knows that dog was bitten by a radioactive dog, giving it the strength, speed, and agility of a dog-sized dog.

Grace has received an “angry and aggressive” phone call from someone recently who called him a “gay slur”

“That machine was almost too good,” one of the Neff managers tells Jimmy about a copier he fondly remembers. “Counterfeiters used it to make color copies of $5 bills.” Bet Jimmy’s filing that idea away for later.

Everyone has forgotten “Better Luck Tomorrow”

This was a charity show that raised $11 million for Seattle’s homeless crisis. But yeah, Pearl Jam really should have played the show inside of somebody’s chemical toilet to maintain that sense of authenticity.

No F is like terrible awful.

Then why give it an “F”. I thought “F” in AV Club speak was “So terrible you should watch it.”

Mel Brooks is 90! Let poor man retire in peace!