Great review, just would like to point out that Terence Blanchard typically plays the trumpet, so I’m not sure if “Terence Blanchard guitar” makes sense as written.

Meanwhile, at Disney World, Johnny fucking Depp has been immortalized in a ride and is likely to appear in another Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Well actually, in the Castlevania series, it’s mentioned in a line in the bestiary that Death doesn’t kill people, he transports their souls to an alternate plane, where they can eventually return to the mortal realm, so although Luigi isn’t ‘alive’, he hasn’t died either.

The tension in that cold opening was THICK. It was a work of art in itself.

Turns out, she was inside each of us all along.

Let’s see. President opposes Lebron. Michael Jordan immediately says “I support Lebron.”

I was getting kind of worried we wouldn’t see Dennis again, because of the implication.

Me not know what you’re talking about, we’ve had this technology for years!

Shut up and take money me would have otherwise just spent on more COOKIES!!!!

Please tell me there’s a scene where the father has a presentation that coincidentally occurs just as his child has a baseball game/dance recital/some other very important event. And he will tell the kid he has to work but just as the presentation is starting he’ll open his briefcase and see something that reminds him…

You realize this has to do more widely with the very common practice of accusing specifically Black men of rape, a primary cause of many lynchings leading up to this time period? This isn’t some Reddit nonsense.

Yep, I saw TAG. It met the low expectations that I had for it so I walked away happy. One Sunday, my SO and I said “Fuck this housework, let’s just go see a mildless movie.” and we did.

Can we talk about Ness Lee’s wordsmithing here though? That “I’ll slide in and tell her that 9 inches is a white privilege” line had me leaping out of my seat.

Two things:

Yeah, I drink a lot too, and I don’t throw around racial slurs and/or deny the Holocaust when I do

Mel “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault” Gibson ladies and gentlemen.

Mel “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first” Gibson

Mel “Fucking Jews... Jews are responsible for all wars in the world” Gibson

Mazel Tov on…

It’s just their parents fucking.

How about we stop freaking out about having a completely bezel-less design and just leave enough room on the face of the phone for the non-screen things that make sense there? I’d MUCH rather have stereo front-facing speakers than an extra 30 pixels of screen width.