You realize this has to do more widely with the very common practice of accusing specifically Black men of rape, a primary cause of many lynchings leading up to this time period? This isn’t some Reddit nonsense.

Yep, I saw TAG. It met the low expectations that I had for it so I walked away happy. One Sunday, my SO and I said “Fuck this housework, let’s just go see a mildless movie.” and we did.

Can we talk about Ness Lee’s wordsmithing here though? That “I’ll slide in and tell her that 9 inches is a white privilege” line had me leaping out of my seat.

Two things:

Yeah, I drink a lot too, and I don’t throw around racial slurs and/or deny the Holocaust when I do

Mel “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault” Gibson ladies and gentlemen.

Mel “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first” Gibson

Mel “Fucking Jews... Jews are responsible for all wars in the world” Gibson

Mazel Tov on…

It’s just their parents fucking.

Curious to know what the meat world is.

I CANNOT GET OVER THE RUNNING

“This is wonderful, completely clears the president of any wrongdoing, and in fact, proves his innocence!”

Came here for getting hit by a car, was not disappointed. Though you could probably have that car back up over you again and it still would be more enjoyable than The Dark Tower.

Came here for getting hit by a car, was not disappointed. Though you could probably have that car back up over you…

It’s too bad they aren’t sticking with Aqua Man’s tradition of realistically-sized sea life.

Nah, they’d lose on the first Sunday.

Kelsey Grammer definitely had an achievable body type.

I say just go at the table. That way, you don’t leave your stuff unattended, and your territory is marked for the next time.

The AV Club got me to try Bojack Horseman. Best TV related decision I ever made.

To clarify: The former Gawker sites are now part of the Gizmodo Media Group, which, alongside us and the other Onion sites, makes up the larger Fusion Media Group. We’re not part of the GMG, we just exist under the same general umbrella as them. (And happily, in my case, at least.)

*sniff* Has it really been 25 years...















OF COCK!?

... the AV Club didn’t do that. Different company. Different people. Do you even know what site you’re on right now?

I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…