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Personally, I think flip flops are always terrible.

My Trump-loving Father and I got into our monthly blow up yesterday about this very thing. He had the nerve to call me delusional for saying that R v. W is gonna be one of the first things our new republican overlords will go after. He told me to “get off the script” for saying this administration is coming for us

we might be there now. I want to see Jez ALL over this.

If Donald Trump ever paid for your abortion, or if you have a related tip, now would be a great time to contact Jezebel at tips@jezebel.com

Thank you. My laptop is literally held together by strategic placement and tape right now.

I’m sorry my description of five people being murdered was insufficiently cheery.

I used to tip my Starbucks barista because they knew my name and treated me like a regular. Then I started going to a different Starbucks because reasons; the barista started trying to remember my name after a few visits and then I realized that it’s probably part of the job, so nothing special was happening and

Arsehole. I loathe these kind of people - my partner is a professional artist, and it drives him absolutely bonkers when people demand free stuff in exchange for ‘exposure’ or ‘promotion’. As he says, you can’t fucking eat ‘exposure’ or ‘promotion’, so while he might factor that into prices (he did some art for

Politics Corner - The Top Story today is obviously Israel and Poland ending their diplomatic crisis. Poland had passed a law that said blaming Poland for any part of the Holocaust was punishable by 3 years in jail. Israel was understandably furious because, while Poland should not be blamed for Germany forcibly

Hold on a second.... Did people actually think David Lynch’s quote actually meant he thought Trump was good? I didn’t get that at all. I read it as Lynch recognizing Trump as this real and affecting danger.

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Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

technically its an incel phone

On the other side, adviser Stephen Miller is taking sadistic joy in seeing photos of crying children and triggering outrage among liberals and traditional conservatives.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Incredibles 3 should be titled “Jack-Jack vs. Trash Panda.” Very little vocal talent needed, just excellent animation, story, and sound effects. I would happily watch hours of that story line.

That Jack-Jack Raccoon fight was amazing! I’m pretty sure that raccoon will be a member of the team in the next movie.

Jackson says Larson wants Captain Marvel “to be a special film” that will “represent women” with “heart and depth,” and she’s taking that responsibility “very seriously” by doing research on female pilots and other real-life struggles. Jackson also notes that Captain Marvel is “the most powerful character in the

Tina Belcher wins!