“Worked for Clue!”

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

I do not buy them as a couple at all. Jennifer Lawrence is far too old to be a plausible love interest for Javier Bardem.

Let’s be clear here: this isn’t a toy. It’s a horrifying golem.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

PREACH. THE LEFTOVERS WAS ROBBED.

The person who really deserves to win wasn’t even nominated. Yeah I’m talking about Justin Theroux’s fantastic performance on the Leftovers. Easily the best male performance on TV this year.

Politics Corner - Bannon’s First Ever TV Interview edition (and it’s a doozy.) First off, the top story in America is Hurricane Irma battering Florida two weeks after Harvey, with another hurricane potentially on the way, and you know what, after typing that, I changed my mind. Bannon isn’t the top story. He WANTS to…

I think it’s obvious to say don’t bring the trolls out of the greys.

Politics Corner - Most of you follow the news, so you know that Trump struck a deal with Dems today to lift the debt ceiling and fund the government for 3 months. The GOP wanted an 18 month deal tied to Harvey relief to lift the debt ceiling because it would push the issue out past the midterms. If you’re the party in…

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

“My name is Roland Deschain, and I need to talk with you about the Dark Tower initiative.”

Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, quite honestly I thought the 2007 version of The Mist was excellent except for the changed ending (I mean, it was kind of a brilliant ending but also horrible). Umm. I honestly don’t think Kubrick’s Shining is a great adaptation, but it’s a good movie on its own.

Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

My hat is off to the amazing job the marketing team have done on this movie. I can’t think of any Stephen King adaptation so hotly anticipated by people who’ve never heard of King.

Oh, you should still go see it. Just don’t go in expecting a masterpiece.

The fact that this is posting 30 minutes late is bad, but the lack of any other features being posted now is distressing. I’ve feared that this site will end up as a Great Job Internet/Newswire content aggregation dumping ground, and so far, that fear has proven well founded.

What did I just read?

The season should have been 10 episodes instead of 13. They spread the hell escape and tulips ptsd out too much. And denis to be honest. Just felt like filler. The last season felt like it had more action