NOT IN THE GREYS! I AM A HAPPY CAMPER.

I don’t know if I’m in the greys. Consider this a test so I can see whether I’m grey or not!

Wrong, wrung wrote write with wrang.

Mexico will pay for it!

This isn’t too far off base, but not entirely true. Having a hemorrhaging stock price reduces ability to leverage new relationships/partnerships, and also scares away some top talent in the hiring pool. But the long term ramifications are related to ability to raise funds, get loans.

Who’ll give you any shit for loving Counting Crows? August and Everything After and Recovering the Satellites are classic.

You have wonderful taste!

We do some by hand (pots/pans, bakeware, etc) and some by the dishwasher. Honestly, if we had enough room to let everything air dry without using all our counterspace, we’d probably do more by hand. There are two of us plus a temporary housemate.

No latch on mine. Simply a door that locks with a “click” when you push it in. Hence, we love our magnet!

Mine was $9.99.

Oh, I do! But I work a 9-5 and my wife is a professor/researcher at a Tier 1 research university. Her hours are relentless and unpredictable, so she’ll oftentimes need dishes mid-day, when I wouldn’t have had time to empty from an overnight run.

Our dishwasher doesn’t have one of the handle locks. It locks simply by closing the door with a slightly harder push until you hear a “click,” so it’s nearly impossible to get a good, reliable read based on locked/not following a run versus just being shut properly.

Sounds like magnets wouldn’t stick properly to those, but I wish you the best of luck!

You are a hero among scoundrels! Thank you!

I did terrible, terrible things to earn my dishwasher.

If everyone in your home reliably closes the soap dispenser immediately after emptying the clean dishes, that could work. But a magnet is much more visible, reliable, and honestly adds a little sense of whimsy.

My wife and I have a dishwasher magnet, and no joke it has solved a lot of marital strife. It may sound minor, but the damn light on our dishwasher was not enough for us to tell when it was clean/dirty. And after enough times of squabbling about who did/didn’t do the dishes, and who messed up the clean dishwasher, we…

Pretty much, yeah. Especially those reading these blogs. I also remember you mentioning in another comment that you publish eBooks. You know how much Amazon gleans and learns from analyzing the habits of readers? At this point, it’s safe to assume anything that touches the internet is collecting and cataloguing data…

Pretty much, yeah. Especially those reading these blogs. I also remember you mentioning in another comment that you…

Cool story. Do you wrap your cell phone in aluminum foil to prevent The Man from tapping into its microphones and cameras, too?

Cool story. Do you wrap your cell phone in aluminum foil to prevent The Man from tapping into its microphones and…

Did anyone else read the title thinking that GoT’s new season was somehow leaked? Because I did. And now I’m sad.