So, I’m kind of torn on this one. One the one hand, I don’t want to see peaceful immigrants deported needlessly. Our systems need to be able to provide a safety net for these people, otherwise they’ll lose the ability to report crimes to police, get help at an ER, etc.

Me: Wife, happy Valentine’s Day! I bought you this awesome flashlight, because you are the light of my life.

Me: Wife, happy Valentine’s Day! I bought you this awesome flashlight, because you are the light of my life.

I watched the first one in college, too, not long after if became available. I don't remember if I had bought a DVD or downloaded a bootleg copy from somewhere. But I was working a night-time security desk at one of our music school buildings. The job was really slow; there'd be hours with nobody coming by, so I (and…

I have and love this exact model. Here’s one tip, though, that was frustrating to figure out.

I have and love this exact model. Here’s one tip, though, that was frustrating to figure out.

It's easy. All you have to do is hover over the text.

Ha ha ha, “Chick-fil-a” and “run” in the same sentence! I hate everything the company stands for politically, but it’s a damn good guilty pleasure.

I live in Atlanta. Y’all can come and hang out at my house if you want.

Burrell’s publicist is moments away from issuing a statement that she’s sorry if you are offended at her delayed response about a topic that she’s sorry if you are offended by.

I misread the title at least twice. I just kept reading it without the word “with” and got the very wrong impression. Still clicked, though.

I misread the title at least twice. I just kept reading it without the word “with” and got the very wrong…

Yup. Not “exploding” exploding, but the top will blow off. I just bought one in April that is part of the recall. Grumble grumble grumble.

Yup. Not “exploding” exploding, but the top will blow off. I just bought one in April that is part of the recall.…

These don’t happen to come with the same Exploding feature as my Samsung washer or the Galaxy Note 7, do they? I’ve been a little dubious of Samsung products lately...

These don’t happen to come with the same Exploding feature as my Samsung washer or the Galaxy Note 7, do they? I’ve…

Did anyone else notice that it looked like Yul Brenner's Gunslinger was in the basement with Bernard?

Based on a story you all posted a few weeks ago, I flew out from Atlanta to LA for EW Popfest to see the Happy Endings reunion and new script table read. It was AH-MAH-ZING.

The ground game is called “Let’s make sure we have well-funded public education.”

I’d buy a catphone.

Achievement unlocked. OK, folks, it’s been a good Friday leading up to a holiday weekend. I’m heading home and grabbing a beer. And watching a Rocky movie marathon.

Would a “that’s what she said” response to “keep it up” work? Because....

I learned my conviction from a movie that thematically resonated with me. It was about never giving up, and moving forward despite the odds being against you.

As a man, yes, you may crush one/all of us with your thighs.

YES for Rocky III! It’s one of my 7 favorite Rocky movies!