For some reason, I can't read that without imagine you sobbing your way through the statement. I feel sad for you and your inability to know fun.

I was promised a fun and did not get one. There are many things I can make fun (hand puppets, 80s arena band ballads, the occasional office memo), but this was not even in the ballpark.

I'm sticking to my guns here. I was promised a full fun and I will accept no less! Frankly, incorporating the Time Value of Fun, I'd be owed nearly 1.1 funs already so a single fun is a bargain at this point. This whole thread is unacceptable.

That fun fact was not fun! You owe me one fun!

Mold buns and petroleum cheese? Pass.

More Maher? Meh.

Assholes also mob forward whenever possible, both before boarding and while exiting the plane. WAIT YOUR GOD DAMN TURN, ASSHOLE!

Better Call Pam! She becomes the manager at a Cinnabon in Omaha!

Was anyone else bothered that the apparent moral of this gay rights allegory of a series is that hetero-normal babies = happiness?!

The blatant hypocrisy was awful. On the one hand, Bill cannot be with Sookie since she deserves love and happiness that cannot exist between human(ish) and vampire. On the other hand, he virtually forces his vampire daughter to marry a human since he thinks they are in love (plus, it's all about his selfish desire to…

I have the 5-book box set for the Kindle and loaned it to my wife.

I'd like to think about all of the people who's first time on this site was this EPIC INSANE GOODBYE! It probably scared and confused them, who thought they were getting a basic guide to What's On Tonight.

In The Critic, they offered a solid send up of Welles' peas.
http://youtu.be/IH1PJTY9AVA

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Yeah. Also, we aren't allowed to have any other of Colin Hanks' costars be fiction. See Dexter: Season 6. http://www.avclub.com/tv/de…

Cool! Maybe now Hollywood will feel free to get on a new movie idea. How about turning that Spiderman comicbook into a movie?

The rationale given for the regulation change that requires auto companies to sell through dealers is that it ensures "consumer protection". If you believe this, Gov. Christie has a bridge closure he wants to sell you! Unless they are referring to the mafia version of "protection", this is obviously untrue. As anyone…

Yup.

My favorite line! I use it on my wife and she has no idea where it came from.

You like having fun and hanging out with friends? I do, too! Small world.