I’m with you. I can’t read the story because the headline alone made me feel like I was going to have an anxiety attack from the overwhelming sadness.

And the things they passed off as ‘salads’.

“or increasing the recruitment of female pilots or something.”

“The Times Up movement has prompted me to pause and reflect upon some of my past behavior and why it was inappropriate. After careful consideration I have decided that it would be best that I do not present the Academy Award for best actress and instead take time to listen and learn about the importance of respect and…

You can’t buy or sell ... nobody said anything about gifts or barter!

As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

If he is brought down by emails I don’t think I can ever let that go.

She always dresses like an alien that is trying to fit in.

My wife and I got married in shorts and teeshirts. Twenty five years ago. It’s possible that fashion has nothing to do with the success of a relationship.

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

You are trying so so hard that I’m going to reply: stop trolling. This is weak and obvious and frankly kind of sad. You seem angry and I promise that if you go outside and go for a walk you’ll feel a lot better after it than you ever will with this. Even if you manage to piss off or offend somebody on here and get a…

General rule: if something you do can be compared fairly to something Ted Bundy did, stop doing that thing.

I hate musicals and I hate a lot of Disney songs, but I literally love every song in Mulan and want them in the live action version.

It’s because they are all about projection. They lie, therefore they are convinced we lie too.

“You wanna quit the show? Fine. Suit yourself.”

just your friendly neighborhood siren, here to steal your soul.

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!

I do not get 95% of these costumes but I LOVE Zoe Kravitz’s!