Ok, that’s good then. Because really, it’s the most obvious gag ever, so they’d better have done it, and I’m glad.

I’m still not going to see it, so it doesn’t make much difference, but that’s better.

It is.

If you were a little kid in Chicago and your parents were over 40, an innocuous movie with Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny was the ultimate entertainment.

I assume BringOfPie is referring to I believe you can fly by R Kelly. But the actual Space Jam theme you reference by Quad City is great. Welcome to the Space Jam. Alright.

Reminds me of Pierce in that bit from Community when his dad replaced him for a tv commercial.

“You should’ve passed the damn audition!”

I have not heard anything about the Quad City DJ's being sex traffickers or rapists.

The theme song that’s sung by a (likely) sex-trafficking rapist?

This actually fits very well with what Dowd describes regarding the plot of the movie. Maybe this entire script is someone’s deep, deep meta joke.

Bah. Both were great scenes, albeit moreso because of Bill Murray than Larry Bird.

I promise you he is in it.

Nah. It’s one of those movies that hit at exactly the right time and hits all the right points for 90's kids. It has an odd charm to it, especially with how self-aware it is.

Larry Bird was only in two scenes. The golf scene with Jordan and Bill Murray, and then at the end when he tells Murray that Bill has no basketball skills.

Sounds like the only thing missing is a mid-film break where King James declares he’s taking his talents to a Tom and Jerry movie.

I’ll take, things that Caused David Simon to Have a Heart Attack for $800, Aaron.

The original Space Jam did the same thing. They weren’t in it all that much, but Michel Jordan had a fictional wife played by Theresa Randle and three fictional kids played by actors.

Would you believe me if I told you that Michael B. Jordan is actually in this?

“Where’s Wallace? Well, because of Warners’ acquisition of HBO, we can now find him! To the Wire-verse, Goofy Gophers!”

Larry Bird made Michael Jordan play basketball using only one foot? Larry Bird made Michael Jordan vomit like he’d been poisoned with eggs? Larry Bird made Michael Jordan get shot in Ford’s Theater? You’re going to have to be more specific here.

I know this isn’t the point at all, but I find it so odd to have LeBron play himself and then invent a fictional son for him.

I refuse to watch this movie on account of they had a perfect opportunity to put Michael B Jordan in it and they did not.

Granted, I was never going to watch it anyways, so that’s a very minor point of principle.