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Right, he only groomed, slept with, then married his *wife’s* adopted daughter!

Exactly - Filoni’s explanation is that Qui Gon was the only Jedi who still believed in Love, which made him uniquely qualified to help Anakin, who needed a parent, not just a teacher.

I think he’d matched with one of them a few months before.

So, there’s a whole lot of buzzwords here...but do you have any *specific* instances of their wringing mean-spirited laughs out of Jimmy or Timmy’s disabilities?

I would differentiate “Europe” from “France.”

I’m tight with one of Morse’s top aides.

A close friend worked for Morse’s campaign.

Yes. Exactly. Cartman is the antagonist of just about every episode.

Not understanding that Cartman is the antagonist:

Morse was swiping for 20 year olds on Tinder in Amherst. He was *definitely* having sex with college students (his clarification that he’s never dated someone he taught or advised admits as much!).

I mean...the guy was born in 89. He should probably set his “Minimum Age” on the apps to 22, at this point.

He didn’t have sex with the Young Dem who ratfucked him, but he was absolutely having sex with college students at the time.

Well, champ...I’m sorry that I’ve said anything conflicting with your Snyder-brony-esque worship of a dumb, boring movie, made by a pretentious, navel-gazing hack who would take another few years to release his first average film.

One of those is right!

...you do know that Priyanka Chopra and Padma Lakshmi are different people, right?

The Fishsticks episode is built around Jimmy’s being a standup!

...did you stop watching SP the instant Jimmy was introduced?

Counterpoint: I still find it very amusing!

The only prequel I’ve seen more than a couple of times is RotS, haha - I’m legitimately not sure if I’ve seen AotC from start to finish more than once, but I still recognize Geonosis and Kamino instantly!

It’s less a fanwank than Word of George, haha.