My haircuts are free because I do it myself. Also FUNNNNN.

The little squeaks!!!!!! The perfectly yellow fluff. The beak. The beady little eyes. THE SQUEAKS!!!

The head shake killed me. I know the feeling little guy (or gal)

Oh my god, the part where he shakes his head to stay awake. Why why why why

I guess if you're brown you only need to kill one person to be labeled a terrorist.

I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create.

Oh, Antoine.

He is going to make some unlucky woman very unhappy.

Or we can call it Retta Talks About Stuff. I don't care what she's talking about - if it's her, I'll listen.

Eggs are good for you! Eggs are bad for you! Egg whites are good - no, it's the yolks! Eggs are good for you again! Wait, we were wrong that time, now eggs are bad again!

Retta needs her own show on culture, like The Soup or What What Happens.

Cosigned! God, that Whitney exists on television makes me madder than knowing that Two And A Half Men is still a thing. (Actually, is it? I don't know anything anymore.)

Dear Television:

Is anyone else just bored looking at these pictures?

Yep we black/non-white Brits no not to trust Julian Followes (he is a Tory and unaware of his white privilege). Also i find it weird that Downton Abbey is more popular in America than here, most Brits gave up after the way he handled the gay character and the Irish story line.

Oh absolutely, morning TV anchors are definitely a different breed than their counterparts at other times of the day. It takes a certain level of craziness, dedication — and caffeine — to get up before dawn each day and maintain that uber-pleasant disposition. Of course, most of them are paid millions of dollars to do…

I've taken to wearing two sports bras at the same time but it still doesn't really help. I have no idea why they don't make more sports bras in cup sizes-it seems logical to me but what do I know?

The NYT article is hilarious. I thought at first maybe it was a study by sports bra engineers or something to improve a product but no. One of the researchers is a woman. Has she like ... never experienced motion before?

Really all I want to contribute to this conversation is that exercise tops with "built-in bras" are the patriarchy.

Please stop confuses skin lightening creams with tone correcting/skin evening creams. It's a frequent mistake I've noticed nearly every time this topic arises. Women of color, due to high melanin content, live with hyper-pigmentation. This means that a dark spot left from one little popped pimple is highly visible &…