Nick Foles is good?

Nick Foles is black?

C’mon Yankees. You’re rich. He’s rich. Just do the mature thing and give it to him in wheelbarrows full of pennies.

GIVE HIM THE CASH, MAN.

***Warning lights and alarm goes off in the cabin***

Uhh I may or may not have a law degree but “Am I being detained?” would be a good place to start.

Oh, wow. I didn’t realize he’d played baseball at Qualcomm Stadium too.

Let’s compare that to Neymar’s goal yesterday, where his immediate reaction is to seek out Iniesta.

My favorite part of this goal is that afterward all three Real players involved (Chicharito, James, and Ronaldo) seem to go off and celebrate individually, instead of together.

That’s funny, but David Luiz did knock Mourinho and Chelsea out of the Champions League.

If he would have hit that ball anywhere else in the ball park, but he had to hit it the one place there was a fan.

That's not beer.......

Fellow Cubs fans, this type of reasoning is the reason that the Cubs haven’t won a World Series in 106 years. Chill.

David Luiz for $50 million plus? Jesus wept.

Please sign my petition to change the term 'nutmeg' to 'Luiz', as in " Suarez Luized the ball past the defender and deftly floated the ball into the upper corner."

This is so good. +1

You’re right, I screwed that up, and I’ve corrected it above. My apologies for accidentally implying the Chargers were capable.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?