Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

- Are the Cubs going to miss the playoffs again this year?

Good to see they finally made the bathrooms at Wrigley less disgusting

At least now we know why the Cubs chose the slogan “Let’s go.”

You would’ve thought someone in his village taught him that.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

The only thing about this clip that has less than zero chill is the Gruden/Geno "conversation" coming up at the top of the fucking hour...

If this was in a Turkish "Soccer" league, the video would be titled A Peaceful Game.

Bomani Jones truly is the best of us.

Former? It looks like he's still on the cards to me.

HEY MA! I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!

And judging by his face, he saw that weird gray thing.

He's just checking out Clayton's ponytail.

You forgot about Waterloo Dock AFC. Also better than Everton.

Go easy on the guy. He's tired from installing a screen door on his submarine.

Decent, but Luis Suarez did it better. And they're still going down.

Steve!

You know it's sweetly struck when the ball hardly rotates in the air, drifting hypnotically into the net.