That is a really shitty plan.

I hope there are five new BLM flags flying in that neighborhood by the end of the week.

Shining Carpet at 1:28 - nice..

Wait, one of these gun-humping pro-sky wizard GOP figures is a hypocrite?!

I encountered that attitude this very night, and am still wrestling with my outrage over it.

Also, who gives a fuck about an NDA? Sign whatever the chuckle-fuck wants and see him in court for a thousand years; if you have a bombshell truth nugget to drop on the public you will become a hero of more than half the country. The money or resources or time you’d lose from the consequences of breaking the NDA are…

I fucking hate tourists. We can never let the tourists win.

You know how young children often have a difficult time differentiating between an actor and the villain they played as? Yeah. The people you are talking about are children.

Imagine having such a fragile political mindset that you would try to kill Borat for being Borat

I friggin’ love Subnautica.

I think they also want to do it because they STILL want to pretend it doesn’t really exist.

TOURISTS WILL WIN IF WE DONT KILL STATE SECURITY AND KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR

So either had this bug for much longer than we thought or he is the dumbest fucking narcissist alive.

He just claimed, less than ten days into his infection, that he is not contagious.

“Lifelong oath of loyalty” sounds fine, just totally fine.

I needs that to happen.

<Scrutinizes Noble's post carefully.>

Yeah, I’m thinking weird sex stuff. At the heart of every cult is a man whose just trying to do weird sex stuff.

WHAT!!! Now if we can only get Mitch McConnell, I'll have a bingo on my card.

THIS JUST IN: Steven Miller gots the ‘Rona.*