“Lifelong oath of loyalty” sounds fine, just totally fine.

I needs that to happen.

<Scrutinizes Noble's post carefully.>

Yeah, I’m thinking weird sex stuff. At the heart of every cult is a man whose just trying to do weird sex stuff.

WHAT!!! Now if we can only get Mitch McConnell, I'll have a bingo on my card.

THIS JUST IN: Steven Miller gots the ‘Rona.*

Summit and Pace were pretty much single-handedly behind why Rare brought back “double gunning” according to a SoT streamer I occasionally check the highlights of. If Rare was changing core gameplay elements due to a popular streamer’s preferences (in order to entice him and his huge audience to their game) then it…

Yeah - I may be trapped in my home because I can’t just catch a bus to work anymore - but thanks to all this weed I’ve stockpiled, I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

Steroids make you feel invincible.

He sounds high as fuck. 

I like people who don’t need to contract an illness to realize it’s a bad idea.

LOL yeah sadly, Biden doesn’t have Trump’s firsthand experience with Covid-19 (brought on by his own careless stupidity), instead Biden has empathy, unlike President Fucking J. Moron. I hope he suffered just a little in the hospital.

I have never had a good experience with this game that wasn’t immediately tempered by someone being an asshole.  I gave it up, but I’m not built for a PvP-based game.  I could not stand losing hours worth of work to someone who had obviously been playing longer than me because ‘pirate game’.

“Did you catch the last couple episodes of the season? The writers killed off the whole cast! I heard it had to do with the toxic behavior and self destructive tendencies of the main star...”

I’ll throw a nod at your sky-wizard if Trump is slain by the Covids but not until then.

<Thinks about how many people across the country, and on this very blog, espouse belief in a magical sky-wizard.>

Pulling you mask off to talk is the same as pulling you ass out to fart. Unnecessary.

You Don’t Need to Pull Your Mask Down to Talk to Me.

Republicans will never forgive America for electing a black president. And they’re going to burn the country to the ground in response.

Remember in 2016, when some kinja bloggers said it was cool for people to not vote if they weren’t thrilled by the candidates?