I had a fucking co-worker muse that “at least kids don’t seem to be getting sick” as recently as last week.

What the fuck?

hopefully, when it comes to that lady’s household, “one troll” is listed as the occupant. #census2020

Let’s just call this what it is — a hate crime. Nobody is getting hurt (though someone certainly could be whenever the police get involved), but fraudulently calling the police is a crime (and/or misdemeanor), and the only reason it happened is because the black man was, well, black.

Squeal on each other.

Covid and crass capitlism are kicking our asses here in America, but I think the fucking explosion of egotism (often expected if not lauded when the egoist is a famous person) is damaging this country almost as much.

Nope. We just have “fuck buddies.”

I mean, apparently even he is grossed out by it, and if you can gross out the Phil you need to stop what you’re doing.

Yeah, Daddy is about the last thing I want to think about when sex/sexual attraction is involved.
*shudder* (think Ivanka/her daddy) 

People who call other people “daddy” when they find them attractive skeeve me the fuck out and raises concerning red flags.

“We are tired of your abuse, try to stop us it’s no use! Rise above, we’re gonna rise above!

“You said the quiet part loud, fucko, and you did it while being recorded. You’ve done the worst thing you could possibly do; you confirmed what the left says about us is true! Grab your shit and get out of here.”

NEVER HAD I NEEDED TO SEE A PENGUIN MORE.

What exactly are they proud of?

I’ve gotten used to it, but i know when I was kid, I had weird reactions to stretchy characters like Mr. Fantastic and Elongated Man. I realized it was because I associated that imagery with cartoons. Placed in a real world context, it would make me queasy thinking how all that stretching would wreck your insides.…

I am not science minded at all, but even I understand that closing a steel pipe in which you have placed gunpowder or other explosives will create a bomb. 

I’m the same way. I think the stretchy power shit is gross. If it were just about making yourself bigger and changing your limbs into different things that’d be one thing but having your arm be like normal? size and stretch really long and your hand get massive is so off putting.

“Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

Largely unrelated tangent!

Party goers attest that other than a chunk of nannan’s skull landing in the punch bowl the party was an absolute blast!