Clearly, the kid from #22 suffers from Chronic Uncontrolled Negativity and Thoughtlessness. You’re an ableist, Pinkham! /s

Just be glad he didn’t use the bathroom.

Thanks for the info. I got takeout at one of their mall locations the only time I was in MA, was wondering about that, and promptly forgot all about it afterward until now.

Well, you don’t get a lot of classy people naming a child Alabama, do you? :P

Must have been hard for you with the scandal. Sorry. :(

Sorry to say I’ve been that person who showed up at the last minute once, but for what it’s worth, I only ordered a grilled cheese. I quietly ate my grilled cheese, drank my soda, paid, tipped nicely and we bolted out of there immediately.

Makes me sad that Zooey Deschanel works with someone who is so pretentious.

The man randomly kissed a member of my family on the lips out of nowhere once. This is not surprising.

Tell him to write it!

Someone’s beliefs are their own business until they expect others to conform to them, try to enforce them as law, or behave in antisocial, discriminatory way because of them.

If fear of punishment after death is the only thing that keeps you from murdering people, you are a horrible human being.

Police are allowed to lie to suspects under the law, but you still might have a complaint in your jacket for that.

Eh, just stuff it in an envelope and give it back to her at the end of the shift?

So sexual assault is just a threat? That would be interesting if it weren’t total nonsense.

I don’t think so. I don’t think anyone will get upset with you for being hopeful that something mega delicious is still on the menu, so long as you don’t throw a tantrum when you find out it’s not a thing anymore. Heck, if the staff liked it too, they may even feel your pain.

Real ramen from a Japanese ramen shop is also a meal, not mere soup. If you can’t imagine eating it and then a full meal after, it’s not just soup.

I don’t like the flavor grilling chicken adds. So I don’t order grilled chicken. The end.

Considering you felt the need to yell something at the kid at random just to look impressive...you kind of had that butt whooping coming. Sorry, bro.

A lot of schools have a “resource officer”. They’re there, in part, to be available if a kid is being beaten, molested, neglected, etc at home.

Well, let’s be real here, just saying someone’s nationality with a particular tone can be insulting, but it’s funny that nobody seems to get crap for that when the word in question is “American” because we all deserve it. :P