Cats don't have horns.

I agree. Poor Susan is rolling in her grave somewhere.

Was she asking for him to smash in a window, threaten her, and punch her in the face? Or are you suggesting that she asked him to bring a gun to come eavesdrop on her conversation?

Godwin's law. You lose. Better luck next time.

I know. Boylan does too.

I've had a lot of awesome sodas that were better, but none of them have ever been meant to replicate them. Coke is still the best cola I've ever had, Mexican coke specifically.

Funny, you would think physicians would do the same then, and I don't find that they do. Admittedly, my sample size is small, but I've worked with quite a few remarkably bright doctors who never advised me to go for the name brand. Not even when they wrote me a script themselves, and they could have DAWed it for me.

I like the store brand neuf chatel from the local grocery store. It's almost as good as the regular stuff, and the actual store brand cream cheese is just as good. It may not be that way if you go for flavors, but I like it plain.

You don't need the spray for wasp nests. Just make sure you keep them from building their hive up too much and set it on fire. Wasp nests already pop and sorta explode when lit on fire. Keep doing it when all the wasps are away and eventually, they'll stop coming back.

Writing "put" out as "poot" writes its own fart jokes.

I think the original settlers who named Nevada because of the snow would disagree that we're pronouncing it wrong. We're just not pronouncing it in a nasal, lazy way. :P

When I say it, it's more like PAHST-yew-muss

With my accent, I sound like a US national news anchor. When I say try out loud, try sounds just like tri, like trilateral or trial. Same when I say "stride" or "trilobite". I have no idea where you are getting "chr" from, and I am really confused right now...

And that's why vocal fry is so huge.

Or this. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…

Or Karen Gillan? David Tennant? Nope, all Scottish! :D

If you do this, you have to eat ribs off it. :P

I used to bang my hips on door frames and stuff too. It hurts like nothing in the world hurts. Not because it's more painful, but just a unique kind of pain.

I love it when people assume you can't know something just because they don't. But since you're citing Louis for your point, then I guess your objections about him aren't too serious anyhow.

Well, I look particularly white unless I get a really good tan, but I have a Hispanic last name because my dad's Puerto Rican. Christina Aguilera doesn't look particularly Hispanic either. So I'm actually not playing devil's advocate here. Having a last name that doesn't match your ethnic appearance isn't uncommon,…