She looks like Ellie Kemper’s long lost Asian sister.

Do you thank your shit for fulfilling its purpose in your life before you chuck it? Because that is IMPORTANT TO THE METHOD.

I’m surprised they weren’t all named after guns.

And I imagine they all eventually will be. With possibly the exception of Trigg.

Each and every one of those names sounds like it should be employed in some fashion at strip club. Dancer, bouncer, barback, dj...

Does everyone involved in that family have a stupid fucking name?

Maybe because they expect their constitutional rights would be upheld.

Yes, well, then, please get to it. I can’t tell you how tired I am of seeing & hearing men nod along in agreement as yet another woman provides you with yet another catalogue of everything we suffer at your expense that you inflict on us and then you echo her and then ... nothing.

I wish I could email Neil Gaiman for advice.

There’s a very specific cloying taste that screams fake sugar to me, and it’s a flavor I can’t shake. But perhaps these four new fruit flavors could hide that aspartame aftertaste

They can “be explored”. That is NOT, however, the pedagogically sound way to proceed in such exploration in an actual classroom at an Ivy League university in the United States.

First of all, your conclusion is an unsupported speculation (“obviously he was trying to get a reaction”), AND “trying to get a reaction” is not necessarily a justifiable educational objective in this context (complete with professor-to-student power imbalance) in any event — but let’s respond to it as if your premise…

By all means, jump on in! Those are diverse choices. I’m the same way. I’ve got some of the most bizarre and rando albums, but 2 of my faves are on my office wall...

I’m going to jump in to add to the vinyl thread. My 3 favorite are Duran Duran Seven and the Ragged Tiger, Pointer Sisters Breakout and Belafonte at Carnegie Hall. Usually I just buy cheap used stuff and I found this about a month ago for $1 and just had to (it’s a instrumental “story” that’s weird and offensive)

Still doesn’t compare to the American blankets we once received.

It’s not a question of “reducing” it (I submit your own biases are showing in your syntax here). It’s about changing it — expanding it, actually — from a “white standard” to a multicultural standard.

Okay. What we’re really talking about here is potentially egregious abuse of power.

Thoughts so far about the Super Bowl:

Dude! Do you really not get this? Women are being told that we’re replaceable because guys have realistic sex dolls. Which reduces us to fuckholes, basically. So, NO, you are not the victim here. Men who crow about not needing women because they have some silicone simulation are the problem.