True story: we used to have a Hooter’s  near where I worked. My office is about 450 people, and about 75% female/WOC. My coworkers and myself would order pickup food from Hooters 2-3 times a week. A Lot of my pregnant coworkers swore by their wings to fight morning sickness. The last year Hooter’s were open, they…

Saw GA may have bad weather-good luck and thanks!

COTD...

If it  impales him, by all means!

They were warning on tv last night, that due to record early/absentee voting, some results may not be in for 1-2 days.

If “complimenting” means incest, it already is...

Between the ad for racist Trump and the sickening ads telling mommy and daddy to encourage  their kids to become Trump cannon fodder, I kept changing the channels for almost every football game this weekend.

Fun Fact: Progressive still owes a couple hundred million to CA for violating Proposition 103. Progressive keeps appealing, so as a result, a lot of the Progressive ads have to state in print-”not availible in CA.” Same thing for Liberty Mutual, Allstate, and other companies. Flo is as overexposed as Jan from Toyota...

i was given fentanyl for arm surgery. When I came out, I wanted to puke for about an hour. They couldn’t give me  anything for that hour, to prevent complications. Never would do that stuff by choice-should be restricted to only those who really need it, and have no alternate drug to use.

I followed the liveblog of the UK Independent before watching the show on MTV. So I was sad that MTV cut Camilla Cabello’s opening performance, and that MTV basically cut and pasted the performances out of order. Also their lack of respect for the winners from the African continent seemed really short sighted. But at…

Bingo! Mommy/daddy had them killed...

Try taking a bus to L.A. in costume. I had to do that one year, and have never dressed up for Halloween at work again.

The apricot cookies are the best...

I first read Jane Eyre when I was 8, and the girl’s school did not seem that bad; I saw the film and the school seemed even better. That sums up how crappy my childhood was, I guess...

As in “explosive”?

Eh, I always subtract about 75% from whatever numbers are put up about a guys sex life. The exceptions being Bill Wyman and Wilt Chamberlain, since both kept written records...

Living in L.A., the only time my neighbors go to Dodger Stadium is to root for the opposing team.

maybe they attack, if the audience is not applauding enough?

Such a first world problem. Try being born with extensive food allergies, to working poor  parents, in a small town . The dinner table would have 5-6 dishes, I could eat 2. “bland food” is what I could eat without my eyes swelling shut. Your kids have the rest of their lives to develop a taste for all the trendy…

You left out mental illness due to the War on Christmas...