How long were they without water though?

Hearing all of these Fyre Festival non apologies is hilarious because it sounds like a bunch of privileged people who have never said sorry in their lives. It’s like they literally don’t know how to apologize because it’s something they have never done.

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

Dammit man, dress like a grown up. Whoever is insisting that he only be seen in monochromatic tshirts is fucking up.

Of course she is not going to comment.

“We just wanted to sell something we did not care or know how to organize”

“Join the conversation” Pepsi shill Kendall Jenner gets $250K to post a damn photo to Instagram?

No. She’ll just hand each plaintive a Pepsi which will solve everything. No worries.

Yeah, it’s a thing where restaurants have ‘released themselves’ from the flat plate for a ‘new experience’ that now involves serving food on cut stone, lengths of bamboo, repurposed Soviet military equipment and millinery, to name a few examples.

Perhaps Ms. Jenner would like to donate that $250k to the coming class action settlement fund. No?

No I understand. I wasn’t dissing you.

That’s his rapper name. Lil’ naive.

I actually feel pretty good about my sense of moral superiority over an idiot who spent $1700 on a weekend without the slightest sense of financial responsibility or caution. Not sure why you’d think it’s false.

Financial advisor here: Before making any large purchase, ALWAYS ask yourself, “But is it promoted by a vapid Instagram celebrity?”

#2 ja rule is organizing it

If you give someone over $1000 of your money, then you email them in response to a message they sent you about services, but that email continually gets bounced back as undeliverable, the phone number they give you comes back as not in service, and you just go on like “Oh, it’ll work out!” then you have no concept of…

It’s a stereotype, so it’s far from universal. I’m just glad for the courage you show in your willingness to stand up for the heinously stereotyped holders of inherited wealth!

Don’t forget the people going to this festival were planning on sitting on their high thrones all weekend and blasting it on IG

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Levin is a liberal? This is news to me! Seriously. That’s not sarcasm, even though it sounds like it haha.