“I’m not gonna lie...I was deeply conflicted about accepting that huge check with all the bad stuff going on in the world. Went to the woods behind my mansion and wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here you go.....

It’s stupid overpriced nonsense. Corporate events are, like, the definition of uncool. It’s like bragging about having tickets to the Super Bowl when you aren’t extraordinarily wealthy. “Oh great. You get to spend 30 dollars on a beer 1/2 and your team lost” cool! *wanking motion... Support indie bands until they blow…

It’s always the immigrant who shows Trump how to act like an American

So Hollywood is still trying to make GAGA THE ACTOR! happen? I feel a Glitter Part Duex coming.

Let me get this straight. Lady Gaga, contracted to perform at said music festival for which goers have paid good money to see an uninterrupted, good quality concert performance is using this to pick up double paycheck, for a substandard, half-assed show while she makes a movie? And then, instead of paying the usual…

The producer is noted Trump supporter (creator) and Christian, Mark Burnett.

Everyone pissed off at Jeff Varner should be more pissed off at CBS and the producer of Survivor. Zeke Smith was going to be outed the minute he signed up for this show - as winning would have meant going into his bio for the media, which would have included his past. All of the vitriol aimed SOLELY at Varner is…

Journalists do not submit questions in advance. “Journalists” do.

She’s completely inarticulate though. She can’t handle this in any way. This is where you can see how badly they needed to go to high school, college, read books, anything. This is beyond her capacity. And celebrities do need to study, read, learn. People will ask them difficult questions. There is nothing she can say…

““It seemed like a cool idea, sorry if I offended anyone, glad I got paid.””

That would be epic. “Hey Kendall...we know things have been tough lately...here’s a can of soda! Feel better yet?”.

I feel like the type that go to Coachella are the type who saw nothing wrong with the Pepsi ad.

In total fairness, it was my (very-limited) understanding that Kendall has next to no formal education, and even if she has a high school diploma, I would not exactly put much stock in her having done the work to get it. In D&D terms, she pretty much put all her points into boosting Charisma and left Intelligence and…

Seriously. I hope every media outlet there calls the bluff. Let’s see them bites the hand that feeds them.

It’s because she’s incapable of having an opinion. When she’s owned by corporate sponsorships and skipped out on school for a modeling career, she’s only capable of having Quinn Morgendorfer-level, superficial thoughts: Which is my best side? Can you see my pores? and saving only the cute animals.

Jesus Kendall, maybe go out there and do something that shows you aren’t as tone-deaf as this ad made you seem? Join a protest, donate some money, be willing to get arrested to make a point? If you are still butt-hurt about the Pepsi ad you could always just, you know, prove the critics wrong.

-Kendall “will be immediately pulled from the interview and the outlet will forever be persona non grata.”

The supposed rationale for the outrage about no black women in the cast was that there was no one who could play Michelle Obama (as if she did a bunch of attention-grabbing things ripe for SNL parody). She’s done her a few times; completely bland.

Damn WTF happened to Major Lazer tho? From Pon De Floor to this shit?