Where are we on the Bill and Ted’s sequel? 

cheeseburgers were a dollar and coffee was a quarter in 1960.

For being FIRST LADY, one would think our country would put those amazing abilities on display at formal events and state affairs/dinners. Nope! But trust us, she speaks 5 languages. Ok, uh huh. 

Aren’t these basically just a pair of TOMS shoes?

Exactly.

Yep. The whole time I watched it I was thinking, ‘ Ok, this is a movie about a  woman with money and a very rich mother divorcing her about to be rich broadway producer husband. RELATABLE! (Not) 

“I know how to cook babe, I swear, I just don’t like cooking.”

10/10 her parents are Trumpers. And 100% racists.

Makes perfect sense to me, tbh. Trump is the second coming, haven’t you heard?

Yo that entire “poor Royal, rich and famous Meghan Markle gets sad too” media cycle a few weeks back drove me crazy! That was so annoying and insulting. 

YUR BASIC! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BASIC IS AS BASIC DOES!!!!! AND YOU’RE DOING!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Also as of this week self confessed “would have voted ‘present’ with Tulsi” Abby.

Also as of this week self confessed “would have voted ‘present’ with Tulsi” Abby.

I absolutely hate how every time Whoopie has had it with Megs, the next day she has to apologize and pretend that they’re all family and we can all “agree to disagree” at the view. Such BS. They can never just call the brat out and let that sit.

omg Solange is SO overrated! FFS. She’s the Hunter Biden of r&b.

omg Solange is SO overrated! FFS. She’s the Hunter Biden of r&b. 

lol all three of them are jokes. Yur basic! 

Home schooling. It’s why at 18 she comes across as a 13 year old. 

IKR? How basic can you get? JFC.

Faye Webster. Check her out.