No one outside of Nashville gives a two shits about Nashville local talent. If they did all these bumbkins that end up on the Voice would have actual careers.

Ugh for the umpteenth time Maya Rudolph is NOT funny!!!! Her ‘Oprah’ is LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE from her ‘Beyonce’ for fuck sake! 

Impeachment in itself is the act of investigating a president. Whether or not the senate actually convicts is what’s probably a no go.

Warren is totally going to be the nominee, isn’t she? God I hope so. 

Mmmmm 90's Pizza Hut yessssss. The only thing that beats 90's Pizza Hut is 80's Taco Bell back when they used real all beef in the tacos and had the friggin Chilito for sale everywhere. 

Jesus Christ Grande has had SO MUCH work done on her face. She looks nothing like herself from just 7 years ago. 

Agreed. 

So.... Buitgieg?

You don’t understand how fire code safety works. If a fire marshal shows up THE WHOLE PLACE gets shut down if laws aren’t adhere to. 

He has a perfectly good 2011 Accord! Keep that for anohter 3-4 years and SAVE CASH!

Their chicken sandwiches also beat any other fast food restaurant as well except for maybe the homophobic one.

and they are aammmmmmaaaaazzziiinnggggggg

Holy shit.

Seriously. Why isn’t he talking even now? WHAT the FUCK MUELLER?!?!?!

Idiots. If anyone is an undecided voter at this point in this shit, they’re just a fucking idiot. 

Slightly less so, though. I mean they already believe in a second coming of Jesus.... 

“The greatest country in the world” is a asinine phrase still said on an hourly basis by senate members and pundits on cable news every single day. 

You’re so on point with this. If this administration has showed me anything it’s that this country pretty much runs itself no matter who’s ass is in the Oval. The WH is running at like 20% staff since his dumbass inauguration. 

The McCains. 

Bingo.