That was so genius on a meta-comedy, Kaufman esque scale. Shame he couldn’t parlay it into some kind of comedy career.

They are bring paid millions of dollars.

It’s a VERY stupid thing to say when one is running for president. THis may seriously be his Howard Dean moment. Jesus H.

Agree with you but tbh, the day Meghan gets canned is the day the show goes back to being entirely boring and un-watchable. Pretty sure ABC is aware of this.

Fuck, everyone has been asking for this. EVERYONE! Why won’t they listen?!!?!?!!!?

It was a pretty unreal thing to hear. She was arguing Trump Repub’s are being disenfranchised by issues Dem candidates are running for president on. I shit you not. 

and shouldn’t. 

“The first thing I would do is allow students, no matter how old they are, to refinance their student loans,” Klobuchar said. FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK TTHHHHIIIIISSSSSS BISH!

“The first thing I would do is allow students, no matter how old they are, to refinance their student loans,” Klobuchar said. FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU BISH!

NERRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birdman was a pretty strong comeback though. 

WHYYYYYY the FUCK do companies still use UPS?!?!?!?!?! THEY ALWAYS SUCK, take FOREVER to deliver, Drivers are shady AF too! I once waited on a UPS delivery home all day long, never came, the website said driver came, knowcked and no one answere so left. LIES. I was home ALL DAY. Dude never got out of his truck. FUCK…

“uttigieg balances out the ticket in more stereotypically “acceptable” ways” ??? You do know he is gay, don’t you? 

Sounds like you were seated in the Pool Circle. Those are very expensive donation only seats. Also, that secret parking lot to the audience left of the stage is basically a secret public “backstage area.” People don’t know that everyone basically load and unloads after their sets from there and smokes cigs out there.…

Thom Yorke tripped and fell into my arms at a party in LA one night. I drove a crying, whimpering, Celine Dion in a golf cart one day while working he Grammy’s not realizing her husband was attempting to sit in the back seat of the cart, as I accelerate I hear yells to stop, slam on breaks look behind to see the old…

ANOTHER fucking Star Wars movie? 

What are you talking about, personal cc debt is absolutely dischargeable.

Couple of decades? Couple of years. 

“I hope Blue grows up to be anything but in The Business.” - HA! Fat chance. Have you seen what a ham this kid already is at every award show they bring her to? Why do they bring her to award shows in the first place, she’s like 5? She’s not even a tween and already insufferable. 

I just got back from Thailand! LOVED IT. And YES the 7-11's on every block were a LIFE SAVER in that 95 degree/85% humidity temperature! I was going there daily for water (and air conditioning breaks)