I know! At a different meeting my program coordinator had decided that someone would be in charge of kicking me if it looked like my mouth was going to kick in and take us all down. I tucked my feet up under me and angled my friend’s chair so whenever the kicker would go for me they would get her and she would shout…

Re: Trump: I started volunteering to help register people to vote.

**Catalina update**

Family is republican, I was a republican...but no more. I would rather vote Democrat who takes out $500 out of my check for welfare than to deal with this clusterfuck any longer.

Shag Mullet meets Elvis Pompadour.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Well Helen, you either find someone else to run the restaurant (maybe you), or your family loses that income entirely. There’s the economic change you voted for!

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Poodletime, I posted this way downthread but it is my day’s delight. From the NYT.

It’s her own dang fault. She needs to dress like a real American.

Yes, and now it’s also becoming difficult to get necessary pain meds as a result. Yay!

No way it takes that long.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

I also managed to qualify for VIB Rouge this year for the first time. I joke that I’m equal parts ashamed and proud. Granted, some of my purchases were for the purpose of doing wedding makeup as an amateur MUA so I feel like I cheated.

BEAUTY THREAD:

BEAUTY THREAD!