What could she be protecting them from? The CPS investigation found nothing, even on the video tapes of the flight incident which sparked the divorce.

“Move on with your life” says the party fighting Roe v. Wade for 40+ years.

See...I would have been okay with an “outsider.” I would have been okay with someone with no “governing experience.” What I am absolutely not okay with is someone who does not have the intellectual curiosity to learn everything there is to learn about this new job he miraculously fell into, and would rather go on…

John Mulaney was all over this last year, one of my favorite bits of his:

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

And what a rich, luxurious salad it is. Dressed with Reverse-Elektra Complex Vinaigrette, shaved truffles (hand-gathered by orphans without health insurance) and finished off with a faux feminist sheen all around it.

oh, well done!

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

“We don’t have confirmation that Secretary Kerry spent the remainder of Sunday in a dark room, sobbing as “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” played on loop”

Given Drumpfster Fire™, we may need him at least once a day...  

Glenn Beck? That one has me feeling like I’m in the Twilight Zone for sure.

A fucking Men!!

Let’s all pledge to become better. spend a little more time caring, hungry for the truth. Only us the people can make this better

Okay, so this is idea E. Petition your democratic representatives on the state and national level to add gun control legislation to every abortion restriction law. The goal is to create a Pavlovian response in the right so that every time they hear the word abortion they think that the government is coming for their…

I’ve told this story here at Jez but I will repeat it again. And I’m calling my former rep in PA and telling them and anyone who will listen the same story over and over again until they vote this 20 week ban down when it comes up again.

At our 20 week ultrasound we found out our son had a condition where he…

Say it with me:

I’m so proud of those people who felt maintaining their political purity was more important than a Trump-controlled Supreme Court.

Absolutely! My fave is still Sleeping Beauty with Christopher Reeve and Bernadette Peters in dual roles. It’s not until I was older that I realized how ADULT that show was!