Jimmy Kimmel’s worst offense here is that he double spaces after a period.

Can you name anything Kimmel’s done that’s as bad as the Seth Rich thing?

Deep concerns about ethics in gaming journalism.

Absolutely. The eventual esophageal cancer is more than enough karma.

I had to un-gray this comment so everyone else could enjoy it. Great job!

The Deposition is great. I love how they try to give Michael some dignity by calling his written thoughts a journal, and Michael completely undercuts them and calls it is diary.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

The Curse of the Klanbino?

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?

Vets are cool till you have to reimburse them for the services they provided you.

It’s not being delivered by commentators, or labeled as an editorial. It’s being read by local news anchors and not differentiated from the news content. It also takes away time that can be spent covering local issues. In any proper news operation, the publishers, or station owners, dictate editorial positions and…

If only Trump’s nuclear keys just opened a supply closet...

Nope, he actually, literally, 100% did that. Then patted himself on the back for being brave enough to use the word “rape.”

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.

These fucking millennials ruin everything.

Time to move on Benzino...

Nah. As much as I love Dre’s body of work, he has gotten a free pass. When Straight Outta Compton came out, the studio did a great job passing it off as a major, important work and slipping out of Dre’s history of abuse and misogyny.

+1 very upset Daenerys

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.